Pleasant Nightmares

Who needs a fancy theme? Not me

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derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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cute date ideas

  • watching pacific rim
  • holding hands while watching pacific rim
  • cuddling while watching pacific rim
  • doin the doodle while watching pacific rim
  • eating a quart of ice cream together while watching pacific rim
  • watching pacific rim while watching pacific rim
  • touching each others butts while watching pacific rim
  • getting married while watching pacific rim
  • piloting a jaeger while watching pacific rim

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